Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs. This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.Ī “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together. Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.Īs a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.Ī properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. Invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free My friend sent this to her Professor today You know, of all the fucking things I would have guessed would become memes on tumblr this week, “massive disruption to european supply chains via international shipping accident” was, let’s say, not high on the list.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PLEASED I AM THAT WE’RE ALL NOW TALKING ABOUT CONTAINER SHIPS The strange curse of being a geography major and seeing commentary about “shipping” on this site only to realize it has nothing to do with containerization and the transformation of the global supply chain… well, at least i’m not holding up a major intercontinental trade route indefinitely If there’s one good thing about this Suez canal incident, it’s that it puts my anxieties about my own work at right perspective. Dad of 4 Girls Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His Daughters
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